I hate time wasters. Hence my rules.
Adhere to my T+Cs, Minimum sessions on out-calls is 1hr – 90 minutes depending on your location. I don’t like to travel too far, you will cover my traveling costs and you will organise my travel to you no matter the distance. I will visit a hotel or your home. Security is of the upmost importance. Before booking a session with me, I require all of your details so it can be checked.
I expect polite protocol when introducing yourself etc (whether online or in person).
If your request is outside of West Bromwich, then you are to tribute me 40%. Then balance me upon arrival to wherever. All pre-booked sessions require a £50 deposit then balance me upon my arrival on your knees handing me a white envelope with my tribute in it.
DO NOT contact me if you cannot follow these essential T+Cs. When you fully acknowledge my rules. Start your request for an audience with me with.
“I am not worthy”
Then I will understand that you have submitted to my way of things and your ignominious self will get a response.